Bikerscopes

Being a biker is a philosophy and living it...

If Socrates and Plato were alive today... one of them would have been a biker.

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Bikerscopes

BikerScopes

for April 2008

Sporty - you're out there and considered one of the first signs of spring.

Dyna - You'd get along great with a Sporty... you're also one of the first out for the ridin' season and one that ride year 'round.

Softtail - achin' for a long trip now are ya?

Heritage - you take your ridin' serious. you're not one to change your mind either

Fats - you're most likely the boss at work and you ride the road like you own it

Springers - You could be blind and you'd still ride by touch and your heart... the ride be with you

Ultras - Good friends, right now you're the social strength of the ridin' community

Road King - Watching over your brother rider, not overwhelmingly, but you look out for others, the weak and the strong

V-Rod - Powerful enough for a man, not made for a woman, but can she ever ride

Custom -Still turnin' heads, you'll always have a place, you'll always be there

Pacific Metric Riders - you've brought the dance to the ride and the ride to the dance

Europeen Metric -wow, you're really learning to relax.. ridin's great

NEW - Trikes - The kind of person that lands on their feet...watch your margins

for March 2008

for February 2008

for January 2008

Sporty - as a lady rider this is the first time you got a new lump of coal for Christmas, welcome to the club. Now you'll have to wear the undies you bought yourself. Broz, you'll have your scoot torn back together in time for some good ridin'

Dyna - you're still holin' up, not for much longer, while you like your solo rides, you'll find some good times with new bro's and sis's

Softtail - Are you nuts ridin' in weather like this? By the way, tornado season is coming up

Heritage - You're ol' Lady is more up to ride than you are, what's up with that? She'll be getting her own in time

Fats - ok, badass, let's see what you got

Springers - Trippin' ... you show those that are new to ride but in the trainin' wheels of biker life

Ultras - Red, White, and Blue Keeping those colors flyin' A million thanks for supporting our troops

Road King - You've planned for the entire year what you're going to do and you're already on it with a New Year's Day ride

V-Rod - Biker BBQ, your house, email me

Custom - It's show time.... lookin' for ya. Where some of you are going you can Hula

Pacific Metric Riders - who's keeping up? you or them? and what do they say? who cares... Ride

Europeen Metric - you'll be the first to come up with infinity stabilization for motorcycles, what's that? You invented it, tell me

NEW - Trikes - Do you still put your feet down at stoplights? Any other half-baked ideas? Any more questions?

for December 2007

Sporty - You are the Biker's Santa, more giving than anyone

Dyna - your brothers and sis'es are looking for you, you're around but kinda holin' up for a bit

Softtail - No, it's not spring yet, Winter is barely here. You need to cool your heels, be patient, you will get to ride soon

Heritage - Consistant and reliable. Period.

Fats - Dyna Wide Glides look at your front tire and think "huh? What a ugly tire... you however look at a Dyna Wide Glide and think they're ridin' on nothing but spokes

Springers - You're in no mood to tolerate miniscule whiney compaints nor to create drama out of them. You're going to run off and do your own thing.

Ultras - I've seen you taking your bike through fast food drive throughs lately

Road King - Taking some time to stop and enjoy a bit of the scenery

V-Rod - ride down to the local pub for some football

Custom - most of you hibernate this time of year

Pacific Metric Riders - those Harley riders don't realize how free you've been ridin'

Europeen Metric - everyone is curious as to what brings you out and where are you when you go

NEW - Trikes - Not a lot of bikers know you have an extra wheel, not even you

for November 2007

Sporty - You're looking for something and it's right under your nose, grab it and run

Dyna - Where have you been? Everyone has been looking for you.

Softtail - Your showin' off will catch up with you

Heritage - You're always looking the wrong way when you're crossing the street. Look twice then you'll see what you've been wanting to.

Fats - A nice trip will settle you down a bit

Springers - You have an insatiable urge to ride and recently nobody has been keeping up.

Ultras - Lately your plans haven't been working out but what happens turns out being better than your original thoughts

King - Your turn to enjoy some nice ridin' without grief.

Glide - Turn around, go back a different way there's new adventure waiting

Custom - no, you're not.... there's a lot more to do

Pacific Metric Riders - you keep sneaking into the scene

Europeen Metric - hmmmmmm - what have we here?

NEW - Trikes - Now your beagle can ride with pride

for October 2007

Sporty - your personality is an inspiration... you start it all, then you get to watch someone else finish it

Dyna - You're going in so many different directons your nickname should be ricochet yet, you're suave

Softtail - Kinda full of yourself, you need to ride more, get some thinking done

Heritage - You are always in the garage working on your bike, thing is, there's never anything wrong with it

Fats - It's been a long night and it's going to be a longer day

Springers - Ridin' the tide

Ultras - why is it that you make all those short trips to the grocery store

King - Time to forget the old baggage and enjoy the new baggage... is the new baggage already starting to wear you down

Glide - Rest up after what you've been through you need it.

Custom - You really can't go anywhere without making a scene

Pacific Metric Riders - some of you have a slanted view on life, others... just trippin'

Europeen Metric - eee oooo oooo ah ah walla walla bing bang

NEW - Trikes - remind yourself of a Weeble*

* trade mark of Play Skool "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down".

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